Visiting Artist
Eat It
Weird Al Yankovic
Est. 2010Outlined by DMM
|07/17/10|58 bullets, depth 3Editorial Note
DMM prefaced this with "I also looked into doing some weird al songs and they didn't seem to work either for the most part. I think this one might be ok." The outline is long and repetitive (lots of "eat it" lines) — which itself is the joke.
How come you
are always such a fussy young man
don't want no captain crunch
don't want no raisin bran
don't know that kids are starving in Japan
So
eat it
just eat it
I don't want to
argue
debate
hear about what kind of food you hate
give you dessert until you clean off your plate
So
eat it
don't tell me you're full
just eat it
eat it
eat it
get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more
chicken
pie (that is either)
broiled
fried
just eat it (x12)
You're
table manners are a cryin shame
playin with your food like it's some kind of game
If you starve to death you will only have yourself to blame
So
eat it
just eat it
(burp)
You
better
listen
do what you're told
haven't even touched your tuna casserole
better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it, I don't care if you're full just
eat it (x4)
Your mouth
open it
feed it
Have some more
yogurt
spam (whether it is)
fresh
canned
Just eat it (x12)
If it's gettin cold reheat it
Have
a big dinner
a light snack
you must eat it even if you do not like it
Just eat it (x4, woohoo)
get yourself an egg and beat it
Listevious Rating
5.4/10
Listevious
Brevity7.0
Shorter bullets = more outlineable
Simplicity6.9
Shallow, clean, formulaic structure
Compression2.5
Fewer bullets to capture the whole song
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